Puns

Ok – I’ll admit it – I love puns.  Bad puns, intentional puns, unintentional puns (although I never believe those that say “pun unintended” – I don’t think you would realize it was a pun right upon saying it if that was true) and good puns.  They make me groan and laugh out loud and I enjoy most things that make me laugh.  Sometimes that is just what I need on a down day.  So I’ve decided to start collecting some of the ones I like on this page.  It may not be a classic pun in the truest sense of the word – it could just be a great play on words but I need a spot to collect word play that makes me smile.  This will be another live page; one that gets updated as new puns come across my radar.  So here goes….I hope you enjoy them as much as I do!!

  • I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
  • I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
  • No one knew she had a dental implant until it came out in a conversation.
  • I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. [This one will always make me laugh!!!]
  • A new type of broom came out, it is sweeping the nation.
  • A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
  • My new theory on inertia doesn’t seem to be gaining momentum.
  • Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
  • A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
  • When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she’d dye.
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